There is a restaurant in my town that is trying to start a new thing where they have karaoke on Thursday nights. I went tonight and imagine my surprise and amusement to find an Elvis impersonator there. He wasn't in costume (although the billowing Hawaiian shirt he had on could pass for one), but he had the hair, complete with bushy black sideburns, he had the dance moves, and most importantly, he had the voice.

I'd go back just to see this spectacle again!