As I think I've mentioned here before, I work at a tomato and sauerkraut canning company. Yesterday, I was given the task of editing the recipes we've gathered in order to put them up on our website. Well, thank God someone thought of giving them an editing! The following is a sentence I found:

Saute chopped onions, celery, peppers, and garlic in love oil.

Now, where exactly would I find love oil in the store? Would that be in the section with the other oils? Or would that be in the section with the condoms? Just to see what kind of reaction I'd get, I was tempted to print out the recipe, take it to the store, and demand to know where I'd find the love oil!