Ok, I've got an Issue. Just a small one, but still...

I recognize the historical significance of Barack Obama's upcoming presidency. Really. I get the fact that he will be our first black president. Michelle Obama will be the first black first-lady. Got it.

Will we have to hear about every single first that happens during his presidency?

I can just hear the journalist, "Well, Anderson, today President Obama took his first crap in the bathroom where former President Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinski."

That may have crossed a line, but really, I'm to lazy to censor myself.